Lindsay claims she hadn’t had anything to drink before she ran into Raymundo Ortegez’s  van back in  2005. He’s suing her  for $200, 000. Because of that and because there’s no other bush worth talking about in the news, here’s Lindsay Lohan:

So it’s been 12 days since my last post and to make up for nothing new happening and having to dip into the history file, here are two, count ‘em, two crotch shots from former child actress turned rehab supporter and all around embarrassment Lindsay Lohan.