So, I suppose this only vaguely counts as bush but it’s Jessica Alba and she persists in not being naked in movies,  knowing how to get out of cars with no panties on and not having boyfriends talk her into making sex tapes. It sucks, I know, but this is the best we can do [...]

Technically, I guess this is not bush but cameltoe. Given the general apparent prudishness of Jess I think this is as good as it’s ever going to get. At least until she starts to get old an withered and nobody cares about her anymore.