It’s been a little while since I posted any pictures of any of Hef’s former hookers girlfriends so here’s Holly doing what she does best… showing off her crotch.

There have been several Hugh Hefner gf clone pics lately. Imagine my surprise when he showed up with this. I’m not a huge fan of the whole bleach blonde thing but seriously? This? Maybe he’s in early stage dementia or something. Her name is Dasha Astafieva. Shit I can’t even spell it when I’m looking [...]

Things have been painfully slow lately. I can only assume it’s because it’s winter-time and that makes celebrities wear panties. Here is a picture of 66% of Hef’s former girlfriends. Or maybe the current ones. Who can tell? They all look approximately the same. Not that it matters. You go, Hef.