Continuing my penance for the long time betwixt postings here is a Marisa Tomei upskirt. Normally I don’t like NJ accents but I’m willing to overlook it for her. She should look into waxing though.

So it’s been 12 days since my last post and to make up for nothing new happening and having to dip into the history file, here are two, count ‘em, two crotch shots from former child actress turned rehab supporter and all around embarrassment Lindsay Lohan.

Good for CBR but seriously. Somebody should show her how to put on panties. Or Hayden  Panettiere should show her how to get out of a car.

So here’s Sienna Miller on the set of her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake. There were some non-bush pictures leaked last week but I  didn’t post them because this site is called celebrityasscrack.com or celebritysideboob.com. My recollection is that she was pissed because site security wasn’t any better. Apparently they’ve beefed things right up.

OK, Let’s say you’re the President’s daughter. And let’s say you want to go swimming.  And let’s say you have a thousand Secret Service agents around you drawing attention to the fact that you’re somebody “important”. What are you going to do? Of course you’re going to take off your panties standing in the middle [...]