To further make up for the grievous oversight, here’s another of Shannon. Gotta love those Texas Girls.

I swear I’ve posted Shannon Elizabeth’s pics before but I was trolling the internet for porn looking for new material and I came across some of Shannon. So I started scrolling down the list and discovered there was no category for her. Hmmm. How could such a thing happen? So this corrects it I hope.

There have been several Hugh Hefner gf clone pics lately. Imagine my surprise when he showed up with this. I’m not a huge fan of the whole bleach blonde thing but seriously? This? Maybe he’s in early stage dementia or something. Her name is Dasha Astafieva. Shit I can’t even spell it when I’m looking [...]

You may remember Yasmine Bleeth as Caroline on Baywatch. Or you may not. I don’t know where these pictures were taken. And I don’t understand under what circumstances a woman would think this pose was a good idea when she wasn’t wearing panties that didn’t involve the use of “Hey Sailor, wanna party?”

So we haven’t heard much from the former Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney. Here’s one from when she was just a whore instead of a money grubbing whore.

Things have been painfully slow lately. I can only assume it’s because it’s winter-time and that makes celebrities wear panties. Here is a picture of 66% of Hef’s former girlfriends. Or maybe the current ones. Who can tell? They all look approximately the same. Not that it matters. You go, Hef.

This isn’t from a New Year’s party the other night that I know of and there’s nothing particularly interesting about Lily Allen flashing her cooch (or Lily Allen at all for that matter) but it kinda looks like it could have been at a New Year’s Eve party if you hold your head just right.